Total Medals Earned: 469 (From 94 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,330 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/475 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 12/31 (60/255 points)
Your destiny is in the stars!
Medals Earned: 39/51 (390/500 points)
After Beetlejuice
Good Work, All Right Answers
Medals Earned: 4/15 (65/220 points)
Find the Top Secret C
Find the Freddy number 1
Find the Freddy number 5
Find the Freddy number 2
Find Top Secret A
Find the Top Secret F
Find The top Secret E
Find the top Secret G
Find the Freddy number 3
Find Top Secret B
Find Top Secret I
Find the Freddy number 4
Find Secret J
Find Top Secret H
Find the Top Secret D
Medals Earned: 9/18 (375/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
We wish for the day when we hear no craa-craas
Dicks out for freedom!
You probably shouldn't announce your plans like that...
You confronted your true self, congrats!
Every little bit helps...
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Complete the game.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/385 points)
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
Based on a true story.
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/265 points)
Publish 2 Micro Games
Complete the Tutorial
Publish a game with 600 quality
Move to Vancouver
Sell 5 million copies of a game
Publish a game with 6000 quality
Move to Montreal
Win all the Awards in a year