Nothing more scary than Tommy Wiseau and his high quality movie. So, I've never watched The Room entirely, only a few clips, but the way you delivered the references was quite clear.

I liked how the jokes are directed to both Tommy and Johnny, and I think they could be funny even for someone who doesn't know The Room. I also really liked the colours, they made it look like one of those old and cheesy horror movies.

Really liked the movie! But anyways, how's your sex life?

This is very good, the models are well made and the action is also very well done.

The animation is very fluid at times, even if it could be smoother at some action-rich parts and and a bit more detailed. I mean, sometimes I had the feeling that it was running on less frames then it was supposed to, and the articulations feel a bit unnatural.

The slower pace is not really a problem, and neither really is the articulations. But if you want my advice, making the models larger will make it easier for you to do more detailed articulating.

What happens when you stick your cock into Mario Kart?

A high quality submission right here!

I'll be hnoest, I laughed a good bit, so take a few stars on me.

"It's also a chewing simulator if you press space very quick!"

-IGN 10/10

"Suddenly the statue springs to life and forges you a dildo!"

This one is awesome. It feels a lot like a classic text game, simple and full of adventure. This game is short and entertaining, exactly what a Crypt Shyfter game is supposed to be like.

You know, I just picked the game up and played it while I was doing nothing. I finished it in a few minutes, and it kept me entertained while I could be bored. I think this is what makes Crypt Shyfter so great, you know? You can just pick up, have fun and it's done!

This sounds like my crossfit workouts, from back when I used to do crossfit workouts. So, this bass is typical of brazilian EDM? I didn't know that, I always thought people used basslines like that in the rest of the world as well. It does feel pretty genuine.

The mixing is quite nice and it pleased me very much, the transitions are also very well done and straightforward. The mastering is OK, but it could be better.

This shenanigans are very shenaniganated!

This is actually quite good, I like how it is a bit progressive, with stuff just coming in and building a very nice vibe. It sounds like something that could play in a cutscene of Final Fantasy.

There are two things I think that could be better, but one is just nitpicking. First off, I think some portions get a bit of an overlay, not much tho. Second, I think you could have made this a loop, this song sounds very loopable and I actually was expecting it near the end.

Oh yeah, that's some good groove. Good thing this is a loop, this way I don't need to get back up to make it play again.

The jazz style of this song makes it feel a lot like a common-place, but it has some nice touches that make it feel quite unique. Jordi's vocals are quite original and refreshing, as one would naturally expect a baritone singer on something like this.

The instrumentals feel like an american jazz song with traces of latin influence. The sax is captivating and the drums build a very nice and compelling rhythm. I also liked the bass, but I think it could have been highlighted a bit during the mastering.

These last two songs make me wonder what this game would be like.

This is very nice, it reminds me of the illustrations from the old D&D books.

It is a bit rough around the edges, but I liked it. Keep it up!

Ah, The Red Mill. I don't really understand how this fits into "gift" though. Maybe another one of your cryptic ones. I liked the effect you added, it really helps build up the idea thet it is a very old picture.

P.S.: Apprendre à aimer est la leçon la plus importante, mais aussi la plus difficile.

Very thunder!